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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Whooohshit.

Joy of joys! I've re-opened teh blogz.
Big, fat, hairy deal.

Anyway, apart from feeling crappy that I didn't attend the SYF lunch today.....well nothing thrilling really took place. I AM aware there's a second lunch for those who couldn't make it for the first, but still. Lately the drama club's been rehearsing in groups and haven't really hung out together. Yeah that's my point.
-emo-
As I was saying, nothing great happened, unless you think completing a fugly drawing of a vase and a pear - which bears a striking resemblance to a headless rat - exciting. To prove I'm right,


:(
Yeah my art lesson sucked t'day, ya'll.
After which I got a cheap thrill out of taking the LRT to an MRT station. Mhmm lame much? -.-
It's 12:46AM now which means it's Sunday. There's a Math test on Monday. Ergo we all have to get to school early on Monday and we must study for Math.
..Poisoned Sunday x 2.
NEHMIND the face that it'll be over..SOON is the only assurance at the moment. I'll hang/cling on to it and see to it that I'll survive.
Woohoo now that I'm all adrenaline now I shall brush mah teeth and watch 17 Again/sleep/play with meowmeow.

P.S. I still feel bad over the SYF lunch, call me paranoid.
P.S.S. My aunt and cousins are coming over from the UK on wednesday squee!
P.S.S.S. Why're there so many facebook whores popping outta nowhere now?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Tag10 people to do this quiz . ( according to ABC . )
  1. Joshua Ng
  2. Laila
  3. Kacey
  4. Hweeling
  5. Benjamin
  6. Alvina
  7. Weiqi
  8. Sheralynn
  9. Elsie
  10. Me
1. What if 1 and 8 fight? Joshua Ng & Sheralynn
Uh. Ok.
2. What would you do if 5 loves your boyfriend? Benjamin
HAHAHA. Ah well, I know my bf's hot stuff.
3. How do you know 4? Hweeling
School.
4. How are you related to 7? Weiqi
Classmate.
5. What if 9 hate you? Elsie
I'll sit down and cry and gouge my eyes out.
No i'm kidding. What can I do anyway?
6. What if 3 and 5 fight? Kacey & Benjamin
They don't know each other, but supposing they do..it'll be one thriling fight.
7. If 2 have boyfriend/girlfriend and you don't have, would you be jealous? Laila
No.
8. Who is 8? Sheralynn
My classmate who shares the same bday as me, if that helps.
9. Has 10 hated you before? Me
Oh my, no. Hhahhahaah.
Maybe.
10. What would you do if 7 hated you? Weiqi
Ok.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Disaster's all around
A world of despair
Your only concern;
"Will it fuck up my hair?"

Maybe if I act like that
That guy will me back
Porno paparazzi girls
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Pretty will you fuck me girl
Silly as a lucky girl
Pull my hair i'll suck it girl
Stupid girl

You know i'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and i've waited so long
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong, but i'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn
Your mom came out with just a towel on
I could tell she likes me from the way she stared
In a way, she said, "You missed a spot over there."
And I know you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Friday, May 08, 2009

Hi, i'm going to give a go at being a History teacher today.
So pretend i'm not chuying for a moment.
Okay you ask, why am i doing this?
Because i am bored silly, and inspired by Ms XXX as well.
Don't blame me for being..nevermind.
And. Here. We. Go.



Okay class, I only have one period left with you ok, so unless you cooperate with me, I think I only can complete 1 source-based question for History today, 2 at the most ah.
Ok so, you see *looks pointedly at the crammed screen*, this is an inference question. For inference questions, you need to give at least TWO or THREE inferences. You hear me? Well I'd put three if I were you, to play safe.
Now, with every inference you make, please support it with evidence from the source itself. If not you'll get 0!!
Ok now there're also questions where they ask you how different are source A and source B. In that case, you have to weigh and write out about the differences AND similarities about both sources.
However, class!! If they ask how are source A and source B different, you only have to write about the differences!!
And, of course, you have to give evidence too!
Next we move on to questions regarding cross-referencing. For these questions, you MUST, i repeat, MUST cross-reference with the other sources.
Now, we have reliability questions. For these questions, pls provide with substantial evidence and state your stand. REMEMBER! You MUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST weigh your two stands and give your final conclusion.
Ok that is all class, thank you and goodbye.



Ok back to being me. Omigod not to brag or anything, but i actually remb the notes. -dweeb-.
Well this post is just pure and harmless fun, no offense intended.


WARGH I'M SUCH A DORK FOR DOING THIS, BYE.

a short 10 minutes ago.
someone: "so are you studying or working?"
me: "i'm studying. i'm sec 2 this year."
someone: "what?"
me: "sec 2."
someone: "huh?"
me: "SECONDARY 2. STUDYING."
good god.
it is bad enough that pple ask me which JC i'm studying in, or how i'm going to prepare for my 'O's this year.
and now, there are pple who think i might be working!
..that's just fabulous.
for all of humanity, i am SECONDARY 2 IN GESS.
in case you don't know, it's Gan Eng Seng School.
ok don't worry i'm not angry over this, but i just wanna get this out of my system.
:) :) :) :)
there.
anyhow, i got to the cafeteria downstairs at abt 8.20 or so and it normally closes at 8.30pm.
and that was how i got asked abt whether i'm studying or otherwise.
along with my dinner came an annoying lecture abt how i should order my food earlier and that the workers live veeeeeerrrrrrrry far far far far far far far far far far. away.
ok well first of all, i don't really give a fart about how far far far far far far far away they live.
in addition, it's my dinner and i paid my 4$ (which, by the way, was just noodles. -shudder-) already.
so don't get in my way, if not i'll ask my friends to simultaneously fart in yr face, i swear.
sry i know that was pretty dang gross.
ok i won't do that.
(pfft, not like my friends would have the guts to, anyway. hurhur)
i know.
i sound like a total bitch.
well don't blame me, apart from my insistent refusal to do my little cheenanese comprehensions, i totally fucked my english compre and science paper 1.
ok for science, maybe you'd say that i normally screw science around anyway so it wouldn't matter but, nooooooooooooooooooo, les blardy ingrish paper has taken a toll on me this time as well.
i know i didn't fail and am not sobbing madly over it, but the point is, as long as you cannot meet yr personal target, it's not something to rejoice over at all.
so even if you get, say, a 65% but you know you can get a 75% or the like, you know you haven't done one bit well. at all.
ok but i still sound like a bitch. or am one. sorry, i am not adorable or v charming.
:D
ok about TODAY, our first non-exam, non-lesson day.
right before recess, ms weeeeee xm played truth or dare with us. (fine i'll admit it, i forced her to play.)
and of course, all the personal/sensitive/secretive/blahblah questions were darting around towards whoever chose truth.
yes, nobody did a friggin dare.
i also didn't know hweeling liked pple who carried her around.
i mean, srsly though, i like getting carried around too, but not by my cousin. or sister. or neighbour. or cat. or frog.
i don't blame her, she's light.
:)))))))
now, i'll go tv with my already soggy noodles.


random picture from china trip 2006. enjoy.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

OK.
science paper is over.
which means, the major ones are over and the only one left is chinese listening compre which as anyone in the right mind would know, does not need much preparation besides having careful observation yadda yadda.
and i am not going to do comprehension exercises to prepare for that paper on coming tuesday.
you do not ask me to complete comeprehension exercises.
and you do not ask me to do dumbfuck assessments right after a fucking annoying paper.
mmm that's all.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I like Mdm Chin, but I still like Ms Tan Xiaohong MUCH more than I like Mdm Chin.

TAKE THAT, RENUKA >)

Results

We got silver for le SYF and well, frankly, i'm a bit disappointed with it.
But, since we've already given our best and enjoyed ourselves in the process, i really don't think there's anything to regret about. Like Sheean said, she'd rather us enjoy and learn from the process of preparation and get a bronze, than just going through the four months blindly without experiencing anything useful.
WELL, the sec 1s, 2s, maybe 3s, will have a chance in 2011 to have another go at SYF and i believe we can do better than our previous one.
The Best Is Yet To Be!
K i stole that from ACSI.
As fer me, i'm really looking forward to our next productions and the 2011 SYF as well. I wanna know what's coming up for us all. But meanwhile, we have the bloody mid-year's going on and then ACE camp for sec 2s. Cb.
Speaking of which, I just finished studying movement of substances and digestion for the sci test tmw! How accomplishing.
-cheap thrill-
Also, how come i'm the only one who doesn't know who's the new VP?! K i think someone told me abt the pres, but what abt the VP?
It's somewhat surprising, and i've been abit..weirded out by it.
Anyway, have been flunking tests consistently.
Well not exactly consistently, but i stupidly revised the wrong topic for math. *thumbs up*
"FML - My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

I HATE TO FUCKING IRON